mutti

a word for mum used by GERMANS that little words. aaaaargh i hate it when people say that it pisses me off so much................sorry i was breaking my t.v. anyway thats the definition.

"mutti wers daddy he said he was going to go buy ciggarettes 1 week ago but hes not back yet"

by Aisha.B April 15, 2007

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

Mutthole

A person who dumps a pet or takes them to the pound for no good reason.

This dog got dumped just because he got too big. His owners are real muttholes.

You are taking your dog to the pound because you are moving? Man, you are such a mutthole.

by Aspen70 November 16, 2018

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009

muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005