vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others

why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass

by vanilla midget August 20, 2006

Midget Among Dwarves

To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene.

Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball!
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.

by SuggesterCow December 17, 2009

Midget Spinner

When two midgets are having sex and the top midget spins on the other midgets dick.

I was with Sally and she gave me a really good midget spinner.

by Cabot Arkansas April 19, 2018

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by brian egan July 22, 2007

Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.

The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011

midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.

The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.

by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011

Midget

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.

Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.

by Cinnamon313 June 30, 2011