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Lowell, Michigan 

A pretty nice town that has some really dumb wanna be red necks in it that sport confederate flags, and say it is because of "Southern pride" When they live in the fucking north.
"That person lives in the middle of town, on main street but has one bale of hay in their front yard, we must be in Lowell, Michigan"

Charlotte, Michigan

Charlotte is nice a mid-Michigan town with lots of great people... If you were blind. Charlotte is a cesspool of meth heads and wanna be gangsters. Going into Charlotte and meeting the people, you'd believe you were in a deep southern town. It's the same town that had a meth lab blow up right across from the police and fire station. Don't worry, they tore it down and turned it into a nice outdoorsy plaza. They even turned a old cemetery into a park, they couldn't even get all the body's out for some reason. Charlotte High School, is ran by an old man and a homophobic angry tattooed Mexican lady. If you live in Charlotte you either love it or are dying to get out.
I just saw some freak injecting some heroin at dean park in Charlotte, Michigan.

Norway, Michigan

A small town that is not remembered by anyone except those who live there. Most people from here say, "I'm from Iron Mountain," because they at least make the weather channel map. People from Norway generally dislike Iron Mountain only because of the rivalry between the high schools.

GO KNIGHTS!
"where are you from?"
"Norway."
"the country????"
"No, Norway, Michigan."
"...Oh..."
Norway, Michigan by maisy27 November 11, 2009

miss michigan 

The hand in which dude uses to crank-off.
I'm in love with miss michigan.
miss michigan by Dantheman! June 1, 2006

Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.
Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!

Central Michigan University 

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.