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Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
Man my dad is such a turf goblin.
by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
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uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch
by My slaying queen May 6, 2018
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Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
by GothMowgli May 24, 2022
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goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck
Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick
by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021
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Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him
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Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
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Goblin krew

a gay bboy group that dances to techno. and also likes to do each other..
reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.


Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
by sexyman leon March 16, 2009
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