stalwart guardian

On outside, strong protector or guardian

My best friend claims he's my stalwart guardian from dumb guys.

by the protected September 29, 2012

gay guard

small 3x3 wall in-between bathroom urinals put in place to prevent other dudes from seeing your junk

dude 1: That guy pissing next to me in the rest stop was a flaming homosexual
dude 2: Yeah, thank god for that gay guard

by tau2can October 23, 2013

trigger guard

A person(s) who defends a person with triggers (or other mental issues) or attempts to pre-warn others to someone's trigger. While valid, it can often backfire on the person doing the defending as they can be seen as a White Knight.

Steve, Monica's Trigger Guard, told everyone to stop posting pictures from Five Nights at Freddy's because it was one of her triggers.

by morganskye December 17, 2014

guarded

When a girl is crazy and doesn't open up to you and makes you guess what is going on in her head.

I'm on a date
And I like this girl so much
But
She's too cool
She told me she liked me but she's guarded
What the fuck does that mean?

by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

guapo

Guapo in spanish means handsome. When applied in this sense it is used as a paradox to that definition however. Guapo is usually used by a group of friends as a nickname to the kid in the group who is the fattest and ugliest as a put down. It is basically a form of sarcasm.

"Hey, are you gonna go to that party guys!? If you do, can i come too?"
"Shut the fuck up El Guapo"

by kykyky September 3, 2008

Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

Guap

an enormous amount of money; uncountable.

"Man i just copped me a Range Rover man!"
"Yeah? What that cost?"
"Man i dropped a guap!"

by wORd_wONdER May 27, 2008