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filter feeding

the act of collecting urine in a cup and then squatting below the vagina of a female with a crab infestation in her pubic hair. The female will then proceed to slowly pour the urine down her stomach area until it trickles though the infested bush, the ‘filter feeder’ will be waiting mouth agape to collect the lice+urine solution until either the mouth is full or cup is empty, the point in which they will subsequently follow
‘mate this bird i was with the other night was up for some nasty shit, she had me filter feeding at the end of her bed’
by the filter feeder February 10, 2025
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Filter Barbie

A male or female who posts pictures of there selfs using all kinds of filters to catfish others by appearing attractive when in reality they are trolls!
Man that Amy chick turned out to be a real filter Barbie you wouldn't believe how ugly she really is.
by BUTTERFINGER ROSS February 18, 2025
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Fliberdibberdooberdabgabigooberdiplerfloobudeebus

To soil oneself after being scared shitless *Literally* so hard that it Hurts afterwards for a couple minutes
After being scared shitless I Fliberdibberdooberdabgabigooberdiplerfloobudeebus into my pants
by DingDong Official February 28, 2025
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flaterer

someone who likes to compliment a very attractive person / a form of flattery
well aren't you a flaterer
by sillygoosey March 27, 2025
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Flithering

Verb (intransitive):

To move with an unpredictable blend of light, flutter-like motion and smooth, sinuous gliding; to appear as though caught between fluttering like a butterfly and sliding like a serpent.

Adjective:

Describing a manner of movement that is whimsically unpredictable and endearingly erratic, combining the qualities of fluttering and slithering.
Verb:

At the village fête, the children flithered between stalls, their movements both erratic and graceful.

Adjective:

Her flithering steps along the ancient cobblestones captivated everyone with their playful yet unsteady grace.
by dprjbhttchry April 15, 2025
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Flitter

Texas is as flat as a flitter.
by Pirettaknows April 24, 2025
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Flixer Gooning

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.
Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"
by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025
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