Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.
"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"
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-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.
Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.
Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.
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a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
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a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
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