little blue dress

What ends up getting you caught.
Used because that's what tied Billy Clinton to gettin head from Monica, they found his sperm on the dress

That's the little blue dress.

by Lee October 25, 2004

Dessert

When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.

I had the best dessert ever yesterday!

by Lemon Twisty Boy February 3, 2004

man dress

A specific article of clothing created for men who desire to express their feminine side while still holding a flannel manly style for bedtime.

Aww honey, you look so cute in your man dress!

by chelsandsarah February 7, 2010

SALAD DRESSING

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.

Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.

by Dale Earnhardt Jr. III January 24, 2011

Where you are and how you're dressed

Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?

A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."

by Ewell December 1, 2006

Russian dressing

1. a salad/sandwich dressing made from ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few other ingredients, very often pickle relish.

2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.

You can make a Russian dressing by doing the following: have sex with a girl on her period, cum inside her, tell her not to move while you run into the kitchen and chop up some veggies for a nice little tossed salad (no pun intended), have your girl stand up over the salad bowl, and Voila! - Russian dressing!

by Jedburg Pinopolis December 4, 2009

dessert

An extremly good looking person of the opposite sex. As good as pie.

I gotta have that chick for desert.

by Said February 4, 2003