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Second Base on Defensive Indifference

When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."
Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!

Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?

Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.

Guy 2: Sweet.
by PrenticeRedman November 27, 2011
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Defensewhere

A slut. name changer, and a lesbo fag.
by Andy Pettitte August 14, 2004
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Defensive

The most defensive people in the world are the ones who call other people defensive, and never admit to being defensive themselves.
The girl says you're too defensive.
by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019
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defenestrate

1- to throw out of a window.
2- to switch from MS windows to Linux, Mac OS, or another operating system. As in 'throwing' yourself away from Windows.
3- bluescreen of death. As in the user is thrown out of Windows.
1- The teacher defenestrated the talkative boy's pencil case because he was sick of his constant chatter in class.
2- I defenestrated to Mac OSX recently. Screw M$
3- My computer crashed and defenestrated me. Again.
by Archibald Graham December 14, 2008
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defenestrate

To throw someone out of a window or opening in a tall structure.
Dr.Patrick Hamill will not hesitate to defenestrate students who do not bribe him regularily
by TempAcct October 5, 2016
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Defensive Drivers Course

A stupid test made by a stupid government for stupid reasons...that is dumb.
The judge ordered me to take Defensive Drivers Course so I wouldn't lose my liscense.
by Seximan January 21, 2009
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defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them
"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.
by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011
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