dickle

a dick pickle.

“hey joshua, wanna lickle on my dickle?”

by littledoggygirl June 3, 2022

Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips

Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.

by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022

Dicklet

A bracelet for the penis.

I could not find the clasp to release the gold dicklet from my penis.

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Dickology

The habit of a female checking out there partner’s dick as he sleeps. This females are generally Cougars.

Jenny was doing Dickology playing with Sean’s dick during the night and comparing it to a huge Pakistani marquee

by 4 Balls July 27, 2022

Dickslexia

A severe and crippling disorder found mostly in military males (U.S. Navy setting the record with 100% diagnosis) in which anything the discerning individual reads/writes/speaks just turns into "dick", "dicks", or a creative varient of. This disease has been the bane of many aspiring programmers coming out of the U.S. armed forces.

Richard was the company's lead programmer before he was diagnosed with Dickslexia, now all he talks or types is about male genitalia. At least he got hit by that "reincarnating in another world" truck while crossing the street, lucky guy.

by Savage Smurff July 30, 2022

Dickless

The kind of person who’s head strong, who over thinks everything.

Who craves attention, however is extremely confident in every way.

Who doesn’t like to be proved wrong but still likes the challenge.

Dickless is a person who wants more then they can have. Someone who excels in math, and falls for the book loving brunettes, who sleep the day away. Someone who will stay up all night just to listen to your voice. Dickless is a competitive and compassionate person.

“Last night was amazing, late night talks are the best.”

“Who were you talking to?”

“Dickless.”

by Allawishious August 18, 2022

Dickholed

When you get screwed over severely by a friend or relative.

I got so dickholed when my parents crashed my party and drank all my wine

by Dhole Master July 11, 2022