Coonana

The the male version of Poonana.
referring to male genitalia.

Girls on a night out in Bristol: "I'm gonna get some Coonana tonight"

"i got some Coonana last night" after sleeping with a male.

by THE LODGE GIRLS February 23, 2011

Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.

Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.

by MadMask October 28, 2011

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Contaminaminated

what kindergartners say while trying to say contaminated

Don't touch that Jimmy! It's Contaminaminated

by Dictionary_Cat May 6, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.

Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.

by ScootetCat August 6, 2016