Im gonna chris brown you

Beating up a girl after finding out she gave you an std.

Im gonna chris brown you like he did to rihanna.

by sheebie.monster February 10, 2009

Chris Brown Dat Ass

When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.

Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass

by JinkleTinkle February 25, 2009

Chris brown

Chris brown is the sexist guy ever, he is an well known respectable artist with millions of fans. Chris brown is a multi-talented singer, songwriter, dancer, actor, painter and basketball player. He went through a lot in his life but has paid for his mistakes and made things right but people still has not forgot what he had done years ago. He is a hard working man who loves his fans and would do anything to please them, Chris brown is also a father who adores his child royalty and spoils her and treats her like a princess. He is a great father to royalty and has turned out to be the best person of himself ever since that incident that had happened and proved himself to be worthy of being supported, loved and cared for and more. Chris brown has been working non-stop to give his fans the best quality of albums, songs and features and works hard to be the best of the best. His fans love him no matter what and will support him through anything and whatever happens they will always be there for him through rough times. His fans are usually named ‘Breezy’ and if someone says they are a ‘breezy’ fan that would mean they support and love chris brown. Chris brown is a very goofy and kind person who would make anyone laugh no matter what mood they are in. He is a very considerate person who cares about everyone and wouldn’t want to see them upset. If you meet Chris brown just consider yourself the luckiest person on this planet.

I love Chris brown sooooo much

Ewwww.. didn’t he beat rihanna??

Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch that was years ago and he’s a changed person now. He made a mistake just like your parents did when they had you

by Breezy4L November 27, 2019

The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

by The Big G June 21, 2004

Chris Brown

(verb)The act of violently beating something/someone mercilessly, usually someone who is defenseless. To fully achieve the Chris Brown, one must leave bite marks and leave the victim completeley helpless. Resembles raccoon attack but not quite.

Alexa; I'ma Chris Brown your greasy ass.

Cora; Bitch, I'll get a raccoon on yours.

by hairobsessed March 24, 2009

Chris Brown

Domestic violence caused by a very popular male.

Man #1: Why did Molly call the police on Jimmy?
Man # 2: Cause he just did a Chris Brown and molly-whopped her ass.

by 4real2 March 6, 2009

mc chris

MC Chris is one the greatest white rappers ever. He sings such songs as 'The Tussin' and 'Fette's Vette'. His website is mcchris.com. He also helps on such adult swim shows as Seabab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

MC Chris is the best white rapper ever.

by Taylor March 5, 2005