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National fuck your best friend day 

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19
Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day

every girl's best friend 

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.

Girl best friend 

She’s always there for you
You want her,but can’t show it or tell her
You always want to talk to her, even more than your boys
She’s rly special, nice, funny, all of that
Hey thanks for being my girl best friend through all of this
Girl best friend by Prologue69420 September 9, 2019

National kiss your best friend day 

December 18
Joe: Hey Martha, it’s December 18, national kiss your best friend day

Martha: ok

Both: *little kiss*

Straight Best Friend 

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)
Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.
Straight Best Friend by feethands October 12, 2012

ex-best friend 

what you call someone when they have majorly fucked up.
your best friend: well your not invited to my party anymore!
*she takes you off her top completely!*
You: yeah? well screw you EX-BEST FRIEND!
ex-best friend by RaveyBaby June 2, 2008