abstracted fiji 

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

abstracted fiji by em mc May 4, 2009

absolfuckinlutely 

a cross between fucking and absolutely.

How are you?
Im absolfuckinlutely fine!

absolfuckinlutely by IamEllessClass November 16, 2009

absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

absomazingtastic 

When someone or something is just so absolutely amazingly fantastic that the words to describe them/it just come out in a rush.

Jeremy is the best guy ever, he's absomazingtastic!

absomazingtastic by Kilii April 4, 2010

Absin

to overindulge in absinth and, to subsequently commit crimes

i am grateful for my blackouts, because they obscure the memory of my absins.

Absin by franktionary December 1, 2013

absorb each other 

when you share a mutual, intense love, you want to "absorb each other".
Absorbing each other involves lover's mutually taking in each other's essence. Their breath, smell, chemicals, energy, soul, spirit, etc. It involves close physical contact and being fully present.

I can't wait to see you tonight so we can absorb each other.

absorb each other by juju2121 January 15, 2014

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016