Call that right off

Basically it means not a chance is that true or stop fucking lying

guy1: I heard you fucked your male teacher
guy2: Well you can call that right off you sick fucker

by anonymous November 22, 2004

rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.

My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Gnosh Me Off

Phrase with several meanings:
1- The request from a man to a woman for oral sex
2- Synonym - Piss Off

1-

Gnosh me off Luv.

2-

Gnosh me off you wankstain!

by tienLung January 10, 2009

snap me off

The request for someone to send pornographic images of themselves through the app Snap Chat with intention that one will jerk off to the images until one reaches climax.

I begged Carlie, "Come on baby, Snap me off. I'm almost there"

by Todd McClever B.F.E. March 12, 2015

take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

by HandleInUse69 January 3, 2019

fuck off ring

An engagement ring with a stone large enough that sends a clear message to any creeper to fuck off (and provides a visual statement explaining to him that he doesn't have enough money to play).

DJ: Wow, that's a hot bitch right there son.
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...

DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/

by Epoc Personal August 27, 2011