Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt 

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!

Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!

Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt by nosa74 October 30, 2009

Dick Bagel 

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

Dick Bagel by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

dick holster 

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

dick holster by K See Ya May 10, 2011

Dick Me 

Dick me is the word for a black man having sex with a asian girl that says dickme in the ass you big black chocolate bar i want u to shove your dick so far up my ass it would go to my mouth

Fuck me mason i want your big black coc in my fucking moth and my ass to create truffle butter DICK ME HORSE DADDy

Dick Me by ugh2 April 21, 2017

dick rate 

The rate of which your dick becomes soft ;D

Or, your sorry ass asks a female to rate your 2 inch dick, then call her a whore cause she doesn't like the dick of a 3 year old. sorry ;)

I asked that hot girl for a dick rate, she asked if i took a pic of a grain of rice

dick rate by BigDickJohns December 10, 2016

dick nugget 

when a person is being a complete retard and you want to slap them across the face with your dick

John is such a dick nugget, I want to beat him with my dick so bad

dick nugget by mikeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2007

Dick Chicken 

A game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. Dick chicken results in either drunken sex, or whiskey dick.

Seriously, I am not playing dick chicken tonight. I wanna get laid

Dick Chicken by TheNeighborGirl August 16, 2010