Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.

Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag

by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024

Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.

Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.

by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douchebag

A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI

Of course that dude in Calvin Klein sweats and Crocs would be driving a STI. What a douchebag.

by Bpit4 May 31, 2024

Douche

Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.

Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.

"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."

by Biddyboy June 10, 2024

Douche Nugget

a word that Ian Hecox made back in like 2012 in a Lunchtime With Smosh vid

guy: hey i think you’re gay
guy 2: well screw you you’re a douche nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth July 5, 2024

douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024