whats the time? 

Whats the time is an English codeword originating from Yorkshire that is really bad swearing at people you know you can't swear at.
Ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can't say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? Simply say 'whats the time?' to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.

Boss: I've accidentally deleted the reports you made for the last months income. You'll have to write them up again for me.
You: Whats the time?
You(what your really saying): I hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a bitch!

whats the time? by Jack Langley February 4, 2008

Executive Time

Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.

New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?

Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.

New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!

Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.

Executive Time by CaliPolymath February 4, 2019

tea time 

1. slang term for an alcoholic drinking break during work hours, especially for workers at fairs and festivals where the hours are long and you have to deal with people. A highly social occasion during which flasks and bottles are passed around, everyone lets off steam, and random bites and kisses are exchanged. Can degrade (or upgrade, depending how you look at it) into a multiple-person make-out session depending on whether anyone brought drambui.

"Tea time with the ladies is at three and thirty, behind the flower booth!"
"Wonderful, I even remembered my flask today. Can I bring a friend?"
"Sure, just don't bring the boss!"

tea time by nellemorley February 20, 2009

air time 

the time you spend sexually with women or vice versa

Yo that dude Johnny O from the party last night has serious air time, he got with all five beckies

air time by sirrswagg August 13, 2010

Long Time No See 

Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.

Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.

Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!

Long Time No See by DamanCrazy April 2, 2010

CP Time 

Cautious Politician Time. When a friend of a candidate for the presidency makes a racist comment while the candidate stands next to them and, instead of saying "That's not cool, Bill," later "clarifies" the comment by inventing a definition that nobody in the history of anything has ever used.

Hillary Clinton: Thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough.
Bill deBlasio: Sorry, Hillary. I was running on CP Time.
*much later*
Hillary Clinton: CP Time actually stands for cautious politician time, not colored people time.

CP Time by thatduncan June 14, 2016

all time low 

an annoying bunch of pre pubescent cunts with emo hair and links to blink 182, wannabes.
They abuse great apes in thir music video and sing about ''maria'' like dont every emo have a maria or ashley already?.
their fuckin annoying with the cheapest videos u even seen.

whso the gay emos crawling up mark hoppus ass hole?
oh thats just all time low

all time low by ava1987 November 30, 2009