Cautious Politician Time. When a friend of a candidate for the presidency makes a racist comment while the candidate stands next to them and, instead of saying "That's not cool, Bill," later "clarifies" the comment by inventing a definition that nobody in the history of anything has ever used.
Hillary Clinton: Thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough.
Bill deBlasio: Sorry, Hillary. I was running on CP Time.
*much later*
Hillary Clinton: CP Time actually stands for cautious politician time, not colored people time.
Bill deBlasio: Sorry, Hillary. I was running on CP Time.
*much later*
Hillary Clinton: CP Time actually stands for cautious politician time, not colored people time.
by thatduncan April 11, 2016
Get the CP Time neck gaiter and mug.
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
via giphy
by ecogoth January 01, 2021
Get the stimmy neck gaiter and mug.
Jan 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
