King Badley

A hero to some, a monster to many.

"All hail the king... Badley"

"King Badley this, King Badley that. When are we gonna focus on the real problems here?!"

by lightblt September 15, 2025

King

A person (male) who is power hungry and dislikes when other people have their own ideas that to not agree with his own. He has a position of power. Often manipulates people to be his followers. Hates free-thinking people. Will often try to make gossip portraying those who dissent with his ideas as being some kind of crazies.

King Hampton cancelled all Jones's lectures after Jones disagreed with Hampton's financial policy at the business meeting.

by KahootInTheWoods January 14, 2025

lola king

the silliest most funny girl alive

“lola king is so silly” we all chant in unison

by ssleepy January 16, 2025

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

The Burger King

Noun. Euphemism used to refer to the American President because burgers refers to Americans, and King is a leader.

The Burger King elections are today... I hope it's a good one!

by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025

King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

Suction King

Man who is amazing at slurping thangs UP.

Me: how did you drink that smoothie so fast?
friend: I’m the suction king!

by Suction King January 24, 2025