The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
The lowest of all Vons, usually friends with bitch Von, lil Von tends to listen to king Von on his bananas (AirPods)
Is that a Lil Von? He chill
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together
by Dalolrx March 17, 2024
A Prince Von is a Von with honorable status, a Von with purpose and nonchalance, usually friends with a King Von, but also chill with the Lil Vons and Bitch Vons
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
A Bitch Von is the most disliked Von, a bitch Von is the type of person to talk shit about you then when you confront them, it’s all “hey hey dude we chill right? It was all jokes calm down cuh” Bitch Vons are the most disliked Vons on society
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
by Dalolrx December 11, 2023