wake up! time to die 

Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.

Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!

wake up! time to die by Fearman November 24, 2007

cake time 

When a girl has cake coming out of her anus.

Cake time!

cake time by Doc Sigma August 12, 2003

t-shirt time 

T-shirt time is "The shirt before the shirt". This is done by guidos, juiceheads, and gorillas from the jersey shore before hitting up DA club. They do this so their "going out shit" is crisp and rediclusly tight when you get to DA club. Is good for showing off abbs.

ITS T-SHIRT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t-shirt time by big butt becky October 27, 2010

Table Time 

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

Table Time by StONY January 25, 2004

Time Person of the Year 

World's biggest asshole.

This definition was sealed after George W. Bush, Bono, Giuliani, Putin, and you were chosen for the position in their respective years.

So I overheard the list of nominees for Time Person of the Year 2008. They are: Ahmedinijad, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, the CEO of Exxon Mobil, and apparently the Pope.

Time Person of the Year by General Septem January 14, 2009

"My time" 

"My time" is an expression used by divorced, separated or widowed women who have grown up children. They are now looking for a male companion either for friendship or a long term romance

The profile of a woman who uses the phrase "My time" tends to read as follows - "My children are all grown up. Several are married. I have lovely grandchildren. I live on my own. My children are scattered around the world so unless I visit there is no call for me to babysit. I love travelling and regularly visit them to see the children and grandchildren. This is "My time" now and I would love to meet a man of my own of my own age. Let's have a meal in a quiet restaurant, a few glasses of wine, and see if we click. If we do we can arrange to meet again"

"My time" by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006

diaper time 

Marking a sudden change in events, in which all common sense and rational thought are replaced by a relentless pursuit fueled by deep emotion or obsession, often involving traveling long distances, and often with violent intent.

When that astronaut realized that another woman was moving in on her man, she made up her mind to drive 900 miles non-stop and kidnap her. It was diaper time.

diaper time by Tich2 December 13, 2008