StONY's definitions

Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.

"I gotta go take a vanderpump"

by stony March 31, 2012

charmin hater

A person who hates Cathrine Camp for stuffing her bra with used charmin toilet paper.

Cathrine Camp
In my pants
Sucks it good
Bobs on my wood
And eats shit coverd underwear while masterbating hampsters

by Stony January 8, 2005

Cleavland Steamer

When you take take a shit of the chest of another human and rub the feces all over their body.

I gave your sister a Cleavland Steamer.. and she liked it!

by StONY January 25, 2004

Red Dragon

You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Tobaggan

You're having sex at the top of the stairs and you push your partner and ride them down the stairs while continuing to have sex with them.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

The Dirty Rye

The best of both worlds. You're banging a girl in the pooper while she is making you a sandwich.

Fun stuff.

by StONY January 25, 2004