Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.

I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.

by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023

Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.

I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.

by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017

coin trump

A trump that smells like two pence coins, quiet but vicious when smelt in confined spaces

Oh that was a lovely little coin trump, here smell this

by Todster August 6, 2018

Pulled a Trump

To totally check out just when someone needs you most.

Even when it was obvious that the Russians hacked us again the President totally Pulled a Trump and failed to hold them accountable.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Donald Trump

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin

"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."

by csh_0120 September 26, 2025

Trumped

To be fired for being incompetent.

Kyle messed up everything he touched at work, so he got trumped.

by pterodactyl55 November 12, 2020

Trump

{verb} To fuck something up so badly you instantly become the world's worst at whatever it is you were trying to do, while looking like a ridiculous clown and carrying a stench that is visible from 100 feet away

After watching your friend botch a kickflip so badly that 9 people are injured and a Tesla is on fire
"Wow dude you really trumped that up"
And the emt looking for some kids missing thumb says

"Whoah man, that was uncalled for"
And the fireman trying to put out the Tesla says
"Yeah man, aren't you supposed to be his friend? Geez"

by Trump is in the Epstein list August 28, 2025