by hoemama852 June 09, 2022
by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018
by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012
The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.
by Solid Mantis April 02, 2020
-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.
I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.
-The one in your phone hand.
I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.
by Amchurches May 13, 2023
by DrunkenValor January 17, 2016
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020