Definitions by fernvndooo

Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

Lawyer Hands by fernvndooo August 14, 2022

Avocado hand 

When trying to remove the pit from an avocado & end up slicing/cutting open your hand, resulting going to the doctors for stitches.

person 1: what happened to Becky?
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that's some white people shit

Avocado hand by fernvndooo May 12, 2017

MAGS 

New York term, around the Bronx or Brooklyn, typically meaning the police/cops.

Guy 1: yo, what's that?
Guy 2: sounds like the mags, let's dip!

MAGS by fernvndooo July 18, 2016

Morning Stem 

British slang for morning wood

boy: you're only here because daddy gets morning stem and mum takes advantage of it.

Morning Stem by fernvndooo April 28, 2015