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Cream Cheese Incident of '09 

(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.
Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)
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whooper with cheese 

When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.
Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!
whooper with cheese by Brooks July 16, 2004

Ham and Cheese Melt 

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.
Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

Chuck E. Cheese 

A place where you can gamble, eat re-used pizza and crawl in shit tubes
I watched this conspiracy video with Shane Dawson exposing Chuck E. Cheeses gross business practices, think I'll go there later and get mouth herpes
Chuck E. Cheese by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019

grille cheese 

Semen on teeth and face after performing oral sex.
person either sex performing fellatio on a male but
not swallowing, having semen on teeth and face (grille)
" Last night at my crib she had grille cheese."
grille cheese by weasler February 23, 2006

SCRODUM CHEESE 

The white/yellow substance on your scrodum. comes from not washing your balls.
May i have scrodum cheese for dinner oscar asked?

bum cheese 69 

1.When a man cums in another mans ass, and then it drys and is crusty, later the man who came in said ass licks the dried cum out

2.Someone who is or has the qualitys of a bum cheeser.
gay guy 1-"We totally bum cheese 69'd last night"
gay guy 2-"and it was tasty, yum"
bum cheese 69 by bumman August 23, 2006