"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"
The only MLB team that isn't in the United States & will soon become a huge threat to both the Red Sox & Yankees. In 2011, they will be lead by Jose Bautista, Ricky Romero, & Aaron Hill. Also, they will have a new manager named John Farrell.
The Toronto Blue Jays are an expansion teamed that entered the MLB in 1985.
They won back to back World Series back in 1992 & 1993
A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"
Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.
"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."