Wonch

Similar to a schlong. About the same length and girth.

Shooz look at the wonch on him!

by pwnagemaster69 September 23, 2011

wonkie

A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.

Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.

by Tuby November 28, 2012

Wonka

A word of praise and general liking. Often associated with something out of the ordinary.

Man that movie was wonka! or You are so wonka.

by Octopus Arms April 16, 2009

wock

To eat without chewing.

The bulimic chick wocked her meal, and vomited soon after.

by Danny November 1, 2004

Willy Wonka

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007

wonkle

Wonky Toggle - A term used to define an input that results in a boolean value. Usually implemented using radio buttons, checkboxes, or a drop down menu, with values of true/false, yes/no, agree/disagree, on/off.

"Maybe we should just use a wonkle: Are you trippin (0) Yes ( ) No"

by Michael Bracken Chris January 6, 2008

Wonk

a wank at work

Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk

by Wonky the Donkey December 17, 2011