Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010

tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.

She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!

by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010

Tweeting for Attention

It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?

Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.

by JPhilleh September 24, 2011

Tweet Spree

When someone tweets every 5 seconds for any given amount of time.

Mark:God did you see twitter today?
Greg: yah bro, molly was on a total tweet spree

by ian1234 June 9, 2014

tweet smart

A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.

That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.

by Tweet Smart August 6, 2014

tweetercide

To destroy by tweets

Trump commits tweetercide on his political opponents.

by Uppity White Man January 15, 2018

Theethighguy

A guy that appreciates thighs. Typically a very classy man.

George: that guy over there prefers thighs over anything else.
Johnny: he's theethighguy

by Thee thigh guy October 6, 2019