Watt Twat

Cycling Terminology:

Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.

CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!

CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).

Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.

by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010

Hungry Twat

A girl who can't enough penis.

"Wow, she's been around the block and back. She must have a Hungry Twat!"

by The Mean Girls May 14, 2014

Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand

Tyler is always getting side twacked

by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016

Mark Twain Middle School

This word is used to describe schools that are full of rich people who are immature, basic, and pretend to be ghetto.

I go to SUCH a Mark Twain Middle School.

by FronkingIsAnExtremeSport April 18, 2019

Hot Dot Twat

A very attractive woman of Indian descent.

Did you see that new girl in class named Sita? Man, that's some Hot Dot Twat.

by RBAK September 22, 2016

Twastard

A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)

"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"

by Dunnie September 29, 2005

itch twitchy twat

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005