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Cycling Terminology:

Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!

CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).

Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
by Dr Hugh Jass December 22, 2010
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