instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap
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A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.
Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
by Lunarr February 13, 2009
Get the The Bad Touch mug.When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours
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oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
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oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006
Get the I wouldn't touch her with yours mug.An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.
Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
by Skul March 1, 2010
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Get the Penis Touch mug.when a person is exceeding difficult or socially obtuse; when their behavior suggests the potential for a mild end of spectrum diagnosis; you do not want to be politically incorrect and rashly call someone retarded or autistic, but you're deeply frustrated with their conduct and rigidity
Oh, Katie is fixated on whether I wrote her name in dust - she's got a touch of the tism.
Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.
Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.
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