Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Clutch

A made up word by Glen to try sound cool.

Wow Tiffany that was so clutch! You are awesome!

by Gdkxhjdndmndjdic June 13, 2019

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Clutch

When you pull
Something back

When your winning a football match then you lose and before the end of the match you ‘Clutch’ it back.

by Mr mcgregor UFC April 29, 2020

clutch

clutch meanz when yuh do somethin cool that sum 1 else cnt do

mi fren doez a nollie variel kickflip board slide and landz it, i wuld say datz clutch

by thizkidizamazin December 25, 2010

Clutch

pronoun. Is the right person at the right time in a crucial situation.

"Miranda is so Clutch right now," said Ricky to Meghan.

by MamaNasty July 8, 2023

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017