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Table sex

A form of female masterbation in which the female goes to the corner of the table and uses the edge to stimulate her vagina. The form is very often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable.
Yumi: Hey Dannie! I just caught Rose having table sex to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
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Under the Table

The opposite of being In the Closet.

An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.

A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
Steve to Eric - "I totally saw Paul making out with that girl from the bar, but he keeps denying it. Ugh, he's so Under the Table".
by floppitywop April 8, 2021
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table trash

Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.
The pool table is surrounded by table trash.
by Hafnerd August 16, 2019
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Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.
That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.
by Lazybug September 12, 2019
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Table Lice

The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.
John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016
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Table Party

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.
I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.
by sqitso March 31, 2008
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setting the table

When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)
As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.
by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009
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