stratactical

A pragmatic (or practical) strategy.

The new strategy would work fine if we could double our workforce and implement artificial intelligence in our computer systems. We need a to bring the strategy back to a practical approach, something stratactical.

by zenofile June 23, 2009

Strac

Big-headed pratt. Thinks he's above everyone when he's simply a fat loser.

Stupid hair and an even more stupid attitude, one big llama.

by Buddha July 27, 2003

Stractfishing

When an academic paper promises you the world in the abstract, but fails to deliver in the body text

I regret to inform you that The Lancet will not be inviting you to revise and resubmit your paper, as it is a clear and obvious example of stractfishing. Your abstract claims you have evidence that radish consumption is associated with a 90% reduction in IBS symptoms amongst a large representative sample of human subjects. Yet in your methods section, you explain that the sample was merely your two pet hampsters, and your cousin's geriatric poodle."

by lanceteditorialboard September 12, 2022

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

straculous

Word used to describe an unidentifiable substance. Often used to refer to a substance besmirching an object.

Dude, what is all that straculous on your window?

by Aaron Richardson March 24, 2008

stratagician

combination of a stratagist and a magician.

"It was like magic the results we got from the plan set by our stratagician."

by J Clarke May 13, 2008