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Brexit third-country status woes 

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.
Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.
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unicorn status 

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
that nigga is still unicorn status
unicorn status by 94122 December 6, 2009

Platinum status 

The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze
Mike is so hot he's platinum status! I wish I could sleep with him at the next party!

Wizard Status Incel 

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
Wizard Status Incel by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

bestie status 

1. When your a trust worthy,down to earth,real person
2. You know your on bestie status when that one person your always with tells your the darkest secrets,and only wants to be around you.
3. It comes from the latin root, BestFriend or BFF.

4.You know your on best status when your exactly like Killa C
Example: Damn Killa C Be On Dat Bestie Status!
bestie status by Kay Krunk March 12, 2008

WoW Status 

The state you are in when you are playing World of Warcraft for extended amounts of time and you have not showered for a while, eat food at your computer, and you just feel great.
Dude, after than 4 day weekend of raiding I was sooo WoW status!!!
WoW Status by Element Jay1 February 1, 2010

Facebook Status Hacker 

Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.

(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"

his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
Facebook Status Hacker by DKizzay October 19, 2009