Ghetto Spread

When the Ghetto spreads.

James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.

by Burgersnfries January 26, 2021

spread eagle

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

by pythonspam November 26, 2003

spread

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Spread it on the bun

Anything good. Carpe Diem - Seize the Day.

Good luck, Spread it on the bun!
Man, you really spread it on the bun!

by Spalding/DeWalch September 29, 2008

ghetto spread

1. when coronavirus spreads through a rural area

2. the soup homer likes

1. the karen said "fuck ghetto spread, it's a hoax"
2. homer ate ghetto spread

by username420 November 19, 2020

Spreadage

The name of the location where one street splits into two.

Deuce: you wanna meet up?
Spam: Sure, where at?
Deuce and Spam: SPREADAGE!!

by mike604 December 16, 2006

Beat The Spread

The act of masturbation (male or female)

Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.

by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010