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shoulder nipples 

The bumps you get on the shoulders of a shirt when it's been on a hanger for too long.
Wash the shoulder nipples out of your shirt.
shoulder nipples by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

european shoulder bag 

A clever way of getting away with the fact your sporting a man purse.
D- 40, "Look at that dork with the man purse"!

K-Rocc, "Thats not a man purse. Thats a european shoulder bag".
european shoulder bag by K-Rocc November 3, 2009

Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver 

The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.

shoulder surfer 

Someone who looks over his/her shoulder while engaged in conversation with someone in order to find someone better to talk to.
That shoulder surfer i was just talking to wasn't even listening to me!
shoulder surfer by _e_m_ May 1, 2006

shoulder nook 

the place where a girl rests her head when shes leaning against a boy. it is usually very comfy and is located just under the shoulder
Girl: i am oh so tired, if only i had a comfy place to lean/sleep on
Guy: oh, why don't you lean against my shoulder nook.

Shoulder Clap 

An extremely hard punch to a victim's chest that collapses, and folds, his or her chest area in the center, making one's shoulders meet. This meeting of the shoulders produces a "clap" sound, similar to the clap sound when a pair of hands come together.

Commonly used when one gets into an argument and yearns to hurt the person they're arguing with.
Person A: OGC looks like a person fapping when you tilt your head to the left.

Person B: That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. I'm about to make your shoulders clap just to make you realize how retarded you are.

Person A: Chill. A shoulder clap is crazy.

Person B: Bitch.
Shoulder Clap by chiqga December 27, 2011