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SAM

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.
Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.
by Eadc88 April 15, 2017
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Sam

My mate Sam is a cunt
by -God420 December 6, 2019
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Sam

The name of someone who is a Cuckold.
He paid me to fuck his wife last night! He must've been a Sam.
by A cockmongler September 4, 2016
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Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart
Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam
by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019
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Sam

Sam messes with babies
Hey, Sam, ya can't mess with that baby. you have to wait till their all the way out
by solomon james January 23, 2019
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Sam

If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )
“ Sam is such a great guy

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”
by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019
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Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
by Broome123 May 16, 2016
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