Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

parked car

(Noun) a person (usually a boy) who does not take any actions in a relationship.

Girl 1: I dated him for 6 months and we didn't even kiss!
Girl 2: Wow! He's such a parked car!

by Trisaratops37 April 21, 2015

Parker

A manslut

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.

by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018

Parker

Someone who parks their car too much.

Rose: "Who the hell took my spot?"
Adam: "Oh no it's a parker, we need to find a different spot."

by Somebody who doesn't care February 26, 2019

parakeet

a bird with an assortment of colors, usually ranging in green, yellow, and white

parakeets look dangerous, but just want to nuzzle their tiny head against your hand

pArayEeT, a pretty chill parakeet (parayeet)

wHoaaAaaAa look at that parakeet go! once it squawks, it can't stop!

by parayeet May 22, 2017

Parakeets door

Trapping the female genitalia in a door

Ouch I trust trapped my vagina in the door , now I’ve got a parakeets door

by Margaret bumbaclart April 21, 2019

Parakeets of the Caribbean

A group of people on psychedelic mushrooms attempting to hang a hammock, and failing miserably.

Jim! What are we the Parakeets of the Caribbean?

by zbastardman July 23, 2020