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Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..
Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie
by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004
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parked car

(Noun) a person (usually a boy) who does not take any actions in a relationship.
Girl 1: I dated him for 6 months and we didn't even kiss!
Girl 2: Wow! He's such a parked car!
by Trisaratops37 April 21, 2015
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Parker

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.
by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018
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Parker

Someone who parks their car too much.
Rose: "Who the hell took my spot?"
Adam: "Oh no it's a parker, we need to find a different spot."
by Somebody who doesn't care February 26, 2019
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parakeet

a bird with an assortment of colors, usually ranging in green, yellow, and white

parakeets look dangerous, but just want to nuzzle their tiny head against your hand

pArayEeT, a pretty chill parakeet (parayeet)
wHoaaAaaAa look at that parakeet go! once it squawks, it can't stop!
by parayeet May 22, 2017
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Parakeets door

Ouch I trust trapped my vagina in the door , now I’ve got a parakeets door
by Margaret bumbaclart April 21, 2019
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Parakeets of the Caribbean

A group of people on psychedelic mushrooms attempting to hang a hammock, and failing miserably.
by zbastardman July 23, 2020
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