It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨
It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨ by Not a heather January 16, 2022
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throw yourself at the ground and miss
To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.
throw yourself at the ground and miss by Downstrike May 23, 2004
Mississippi Appendectomy
An involuntary sterilization. During the heyday of the American eugenics movement (1920s and 1930s), poor black women were frequently given hysterectomies or tubal ligations against their will and without their knowledge. It was considered particularly frequent in the Deep South.
Mississippi Appendectomy by Richelle May 21, 2006
Thank God for Mississippi
Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
Thank God for Mississippi by koalaroo May 26, 2008
mishapocalypse
mishapocalypse by mysteriousmishamigo April 1, 2013
miss terribly
An intense feeling of longing for something that was yours but left or is gone now, be it a physical possession or the presence of a person, friend or significant other. Nothing feels quite normal when you miss something terribly, it affects you deeply, even manifesting itself outwardly often causing a blue or sad demeanor. When you want something but it's gone.
I will miss terribly my best friend who is planning on moving from California to New York, no one gets me as much as he does.
miss terribly by capnobvious March 6, 2011
misspalin
A misspalin is a misspelling added to a spell checker or the English Language.
Before Sara Palin refused to admit she misspelled "repudiate" as "refutiate", and then claimed that she was like Shakespeare adding new words to the English Language, there was no word to describe a misspelling willfully added to correctly spelled words.
Before Sara Palin refused to admit she misspelled "repudiate" as "refutiate", and then claimed that she was like Shakespeare adding new words to the English Language, there was no word to describe a misspelling willfully added to correctly spelled words.
When my son was in grade school, I had to go through the entire spell check user dictionary to remove all of the misspalins he had added.
misspalin by thistlebottom July 24, 2010