The crusty hook

The act of probing your left or right index finger into your anus and gathering a messy filth, thus placing your finger in your partner's mouth in a hook like fashion pulling the hook with such force as to show domination of your partner, hence the the name given, " The crusty hook".

"Bryan gave his boyfriend the crusty hook to show how dominate he was".

by james Motherfuckin' m.*JDplayer25*asst. December 24, 2007

The Krogmann Hook Shot

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.

Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL

by Long John Shaun October 6, 2009

dirty south fish hook

Two in the stink and one in the pink.

An inverted shocker (see shocker) also reference (stinky pinky)

by Drrrty Drrrty July 27, 2004

random hook-up buddies

Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.

Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.

"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."

by JVL August 2, 2007

off the hook

cool; happening

That party was off the hook!

by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002

booger hook

Also referred to as booger hooking. It is the forceful placement of two fingers inside someone’s nose, then dragging him or her to a destination (usually, 'Frisco', Detroit or Cincinnati)

I'm gonna booger hook your ass strait back to detroit

by Cat fish November 19, 2007

Deep Hook

(v.) while fingering a female; a finger (or fingers) accidentally penetrates the anal cavity

Jon mistook a butthole for a vagina and consequently gave Natalie a Deep Hook she wont forget.

by DeepHookButtPirate September 7, 2011