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Josh Hansen

This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.
Who parted the Red Sea?
Josh Hansen

Who created the world?
Josh Hansen
by Strong Believer January 6, 2013
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Halse

A person who tends to be bossy. They think everyone is in debt to them, and they like watching people suffer.
I'll clean my room tomorrow,Halse!
by Corley July 7, 2008
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Halsey effect

Someone who is a hardcore SJW and all they talk about is politics this and politics that and DO NOT take no for an answer when it comes to expressing their opinions.
So many students at my college are literally call-out freaks who do nothing but wallow in their state of Halsey effect that has infected them.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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hasselhoff

A Being Of Nathaniel Bakers Lust
by Ben Beech May 13, 2004
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hasbeen

Oh, shit here comes that hasbeen that I used to be married to
by voodoomutt September 16, 2013
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hasselhoff

/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.
Just don't hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.
by Pawel R July 12, 2006
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hamse

That one really weird guy that nobody likes but keeps around so they can pass high school with some volunteer hours. The guy that assumes prom is where you pick up chicks. That sex is gross, and girls have cuties. That guy that giggles every time he sees a girl's bra. The one boy every high school dad doesn't mind having his daughter friends with; because he knows nothing will happen. The one brown/black guy to tell all his friends he can skate like a pro
If you try to be Hamse one more time I'm going to also the hell out of you bih
by that Abdi May 14, 2015
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