A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011
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A man who will rule your heart and soul.. and become
your home!
A fantastic personality, will light up your world!
Takes no crap.. but seems to make exceptions
for the lady in his life!
Amazing lover.. will always knock your socks off!
A very rare treasure!
Tends to have cupcake ways!
A man who will rule your heart and soul.. and become
your home!
A fantastic personality, will light up your world!
Takes no crap.. but seems to make exceptions
for the lady in his life!
Amazing lover.. will always knock your socks off!
A very rare treasure!
Tends to have cupcake ways!
by Channelle's Grant February 5, 2010
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The extremely talented bass player for the christian band underoath. Also, he just happens to be very good looking.
Nina: Do you want to see underoath at soma with me?
Brittany: OMGatos yes! Grant Brandell is the sex.
Brittany: OMGatos yes! Grant Brandell is the sex.
by brittanyonfire February 21, 2009
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Richard : And I'll give you this scratch card worth a quid
Granty Boy: Fine!
Richard : And I'll give you this scratch card worth a quid
Granty Boy: Fine!
by Jimmyeatmars August 16, 2011
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Get the Graunt mug.A guy who can be shy at times, but is mostly loud, outgoing, a "challenge accepted" kind of person. Grants have beautiful blue eyes, adorable messy hair, and always make the weirdest jokes. They are secretly intelligent, but never want to tell or show anyone that side of them. Grants typically have a hard time opening up to people, but once you get to know him good enough, he'll share a lot with you. Once you find a Grant, make sure you keep him.
Some additional information you may need to know: he can and will get on your nerves. He does not like to apologize or admit defeat. He can be a total douche, or he can be a great friend. Be warned, it's hard to let him go.
Some additional information you may need to know: he can and will get on your nerves. He does not like to apologize or admit defeat. He can be a total douche, or he can be a great friend. Be warned, it's hard to let him go.
Person 1: who's that over there?
Person 2: that's Grant
Person 1: I figured. He's so outgoing and cute
Person 2: that's Grant
Person 1: I figured. He's so outgoing and cute
by T.b.h. February 4, 2019
Get the Grant mug.Named after a popular South African sport-fish (Spotted Grunter - Pomadasys commersonni) which is known for grunting like a pig when landed, a grunter is a very unattractive woman.
The term is so widely used that young men developed a game called 'Hunt the Grunt' whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. At the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. It is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.
The term is so widely used that young men developed a game called 'Hunt the Grunt' whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. At the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. It is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.
A:Bro, that thing you scored last night was an absolute grunter!
B: Get fucked, meat is meat and a man must eat.
B: Get fucked, meat is meat and a man must eat.
by Sharkish September 12, 2012
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