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gruntfuttock

Gruntfuttock, Oxford University Slang, especially among the:

"Oxford University Society of Change Ringers"

1. A word of dissatisfaction used in polite company;

2. A measure of late/early striking when ringing.

origin: a character "J Peasemold Gruntfuttock" appearing in a British humour show "Round the Horne" with:

THE GRUNTFUTTOCK SAGA
Broadcast: 9th April 1967

which included:

Gruntfuttock of Arabia Captured by the Turks
Gruntfuttock 'tis of Thee
"Barney, half a gruntfuttock closer";

"Stop gruntfuttocking around".
gruntfuttock by Bob "A" September 6, 2005
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gruntfuttock

A word used in competition on a message board. Ambiguous.

Can be an insult, a noun, a verb...
the B is a gruntfuttock
gruntfuttock by red rose November 10, 2004

gruntfuttock

A corruption of "grandfather", meaning a bumbling, interfering, or irritating senior citizen/old man
Don't listen to that old gruntfuttock--he's harmless and has lost all his friends
gruntfuttock by Brian Adger August 28, 2021

grundfuttock 

large groups of naked angry dwarves weilding oddly shaped hammers wearing cock rings
"Bill just got bum rushed by this crazy grundfuttock in the quad."
grundfuttock by Bill n Ted September 20, 2005

Grundfuttock House 

A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.

It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.

This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.

If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.
College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be
Grundfuttock House by Grinnell March 31, 2008

groundfuttock 

a person or persons who have a very large number heavy accents in which they constantly switch between so you can not understand a word they say.
he is a groundfuttock
groundfuttock by JTROC October 14, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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