Gunnar

Someone who is full of himself afraid of commitment and treats girls like pieces of meat yet some how all the girls want him. Hes "that guy"

Girl: omg Gunnar is such a d-bag why cant guys be more like you

Me: you friend zoned me....

by Simply_Dusty May 23, 2014

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

Gunnar

Gunnar may seem like the perfect boyfriend but in reality he’ll just use you until he’s bored. He will cheat on you and not even apologize. Before you think about dating a Gunnar get some help.

#trash #chunky #nothot #not #gunnar

by gunnarsucksbutts273 March 24, 2020

Gonjar

to smoke marijuana; to get high off of marijuana

Yo dude, we're gonna go gonjar, you wanna come?

or

We gonjamos twice a week.

I---Gonjo
You- Gonjas
He/She/It- Gonja
We- Gonjamos
They- Gonjan

by Joe~ May 7, 2007

marcus gunnarsen

A sexy motherfucker

Big mac = marcus gunnarsens dick

by Hot.gunnarsen December 11, 2016

im gonna fuck you

a man/woman who is demanding that (she/he) will fuck you

woman:that's it im gonna fuck you

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police February 3, 2021

Im gonna CUM

IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.

GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out

MOM walks in

room floods with cum

Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive

Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole

BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum

DAD- dead

LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again

cum floods the whole house again

Grandma walks in

And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house

Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM

by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023