Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.

Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!

by Bozo September 21, 2003

egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.

Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.

by brian February 7, 2005

Egg on a Sweatshirt

Used to express something as either very pleasant or unpleasant.

"Dang girl you look like egg on a sweatshirt!"

or

"Balls, man, that's like egg on a sweatshirt."

by Mackncheese August 10, 2009

egg ass

An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.

Gavin's egg ass caused him discomfort when he sat down.

by salmon ladder June 6, 2013

egg dirt

The black, burned, residue left behind on one's metal skillet following the cooking of an egg (scrambled, sunnyside, over-easy, etc.). This residue is usually combined with whatever substance that may be left behind from prior use.

You touched my egg dirt!
Are you going to eat the rest of your egg dirt?
Would you mind removing your egg dirt from the pan?!

by Nick Brown VII December 11, 2013

egg salad

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

by Evil October 18, 2003

egg roll

a uncircumsized penis

Roland has a large egg roll.

by darryl May 20, 2003