Self-defacing

To be forthcoming about or broadcasting ones' own deficiencies

In her self-defacing memoir, the author details her decade long addiction to setting herself on fire.

by danayala December 1, 2024

Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.

Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..

by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025

Glen DeFatty

/ɡlɛn də ˈfæti/
A fatss Italian-blonde dude named Glen who absolutely hates salad and is always eating huge amounts of food. Usually found near pizza, pasta, or anything deep-fried. Will fight you if you try to make him eat a vegetable. Known for raising his children, particularly his son to be just like him.

"Bro ate three large pizzas by himself… he’s turning into Glen DeFatty."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

DoDo DeFatty

Glen De Fatty’s massive, chunky dog. So fat he looks like a walking meatball. Doesn’t walk — just waddles. Eats everything Glen drops, including whole pizzas. Basically a fat blob with ears. People say he’s just Glen’s twin but in dog form.

"Dodo DeFatty ate a whole chicken then passed out on Glen’s belly."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

Luca DeFatty

Glen DeFatty’s ultra-fatass son. Born premature after crawling out the womb waving a Big Mac. Allergic to salad. Waddles, wheezes, and eats nonstop. Weighs more than the family dog Dodo De Fatty. Known for breaking strollers, snoring through meals, and crying when the fridge closes. He's always looking to eat and fall asleep on Glen's big belly.

"Luca DeFatty rolled off the couch again — Glen just tossed him another nugget."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023