computational fluid dynamics

(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.

seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)

by puahl October 8, 2005

computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac

This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.

by arris January 27, 2008

compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.

I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.

by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008

Computer

machines that are going to take over the world soon.

computers are getting better and dangerous

by dickhead1111 July 3, 2009

compton mimosa

orange juice mixed with mickeys fine malt liquor over ice.

that nigga is dranking some of that compton mimosa shit again, he is fucked up!

by alcoholic drink, drank, mimosa October 19, 2010

Compton-ass

First a nickname of pro skater Terry Kennedy; later revoked because he's a bitch-ass. Compton-ass refers to bein' straight fuckin true- goofy as shit, no frontin, and smokin doobs and drivin drunk. You gotta be fuckin' model and fuckin' styklin' as all hell to be Copton-ass.

"Zaggs was so fuckin plastered on Friday, but his Compton-ass fuckin drove three kids home, went to Steak n Shake, and THEN bumped Emily at 4:30 Saturday morning!"

by Evan Zaggy November 7, 2004

School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018